dan's Funniest Mitch Hedberg Jokes list http://seekler.com/dan/Funniest+Mitch+Hedberg+Jokes A Seekler Funniest Mitch Hedberg Jokes list created by dan. en-us I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to ... You can edit this text! Add a description or URL to make this item more useful. dan at Seekler.com Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:03:48 -0600 http://seekler.com/items/I+saw+this+wino%2C+he+was+eating+grapes.+I+was+like%2C+%22Dude%2C+you+have+to+wait. http://seekler.com/items/I+saw+this+wino%2C+he+was+eating+grapes.+I+was+like%2C+%22Dude%2C+you+have+to+wait. I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can ... You can edit this text! Add a description or URL to make this item more useful. dan at Seekler.com Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:03:48 -0600 http://seekler.com/items/I+like+an+escalator%2C+man%2C+%27cause+an+escalator+can+never+break.+It+can+only+become+stairs. http://seekler.com/items/I+like+an+escalator%2C+man%2C+%27cause+an+escalator+can+never+break.+It+can+only+become+stairs. I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad... You can edit this text! Add a description or URL to make this item more useful. dan at Seekler.com Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:03:48 -0600 http://seekler.com/items/I+don%27t+have+a+girlfriend.+I+just+know+a+girl+who+would+get+really+mad+if+she+heard+me+say+that. http://seekler.com/items/I+don%27t+have+a+girlfriend.+I+just+know+a+girl+who+would+get+really+mad+if+she+heard+me+say+that. I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. You can edit this text! Add a description or URL to make this item more useful. dan at Seekler.com Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:03:48 -0600 http://seekler.com/items/I+used+to+do+drugs.+I+still+do%2C+but+I+used+to%2C+too. http://seekler.com/items/I+used+to+do+drugs.+I+still+do%2C+but+I+used+to%2C+too. This shirt is "dry-clean only," which means it's dirty. You can edit this text! Add a description or URL to make this item more useful. dan at Seekler.com Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:03:48 -0600 http://seekler.com/items/This+shirt+is+%22dry-clean+only%2C%22+which+means+it%27s+dirty. http://seekler.com/items/This+shirt+is+%22dry-clean+only%2C%22+which+means+it%27s+dirty. Whenever I walk people try to hand me out flyers. And when someone tri... You can edit this text! Add a description or URL to make this item more useful. dan at Seekler.com Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:03:48 -0600 http://seekler.com/items/Whenever+I+walk+people+try+to+hand+me+out+flyers.+And+when+someone+tries+to+hand+me+out+a+flyer%2C+it%27s+kinda+like+they%27re+saying+%22Here%2C+you+throw+this+away.%22 http://seekler.com/items/Whenever+I+walk+people+try+to+hand+me+out+flyers.+And+when+someone+tries+to+hand+me+out+a+flyer%2C+it%27s+kinda+like+they%27re+saying+%22Here%2C+you+throw+this+away.%22 I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of so... You can edit this text! Add a description or URL to make this item more useful. dan at Seekler.com Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:03:48 -0600 http://seekler.com/items/I+like+rice.+Rice+is+great+when+you%27re+hungry+and+you+want+2%2C000+of+something. http://seekler.com/items/I+like+rice.+Rice+is+great+when+you%27re+hungry+and+you+want+2%2C000+of+something. I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man... You can edit this text! Add a description or URL to make this item more useful. dan at Seekler.com Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:03:48 -0600 http://seekler.com/items/I+order+the+club+sandwich+all+the+time%2C+but+I%27m+not+even+a+member%2C+man.+I+don%27t+know+how+I+get+away+with+it. http://seekler.com/items/I+order+the+club+sandwich+all+the+time%2C+but+I%27m+not+even+a+member%2C+man.+I+don%27t+know+how+I+get+away+with+it. Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine. ... You can edit this text! Add a description or URL to make this item more useful. dan at Seekler.com Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:02:11 -0600 http://seekler.com/items/Because+of+acid%2C+I+now+know+that+butter+is+way+better+than+margarine.+I+saw+through+the+bullshit. http://seekler.com/items/Because+of+acid%2C+I+now+know+that+butter+is+way+better+than+margarine.+I+saw+through+the+bullshit. I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. You can edit this text! Add a description or URL to make this item more useful. dan at Seekler.com Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:06:22 -0600 http://seekler.com/items/I%27m+against+picketing%2C+but+I+don%27t+know+how+to+show+it. http://seekler.com/items/I%27m+against+picketing%2C+but+I+don%27t+know+how+to+show+it.